so like

i have this thing where eren mutters german under his breath around levi- because he thinks oh this is my language, i can say whatever the hell i want such as “levi has a nice ass” and so forth

and levi will just turn around like "i understand german you little shit." and throw french at him “you are such a shitty brat, such a cute, shitty brat with those shitty teal eyes and that stubborn persona” and eren will be so confused because he doesnt fucking know french


I understand that you don’t like it but if you tag ship/character hate in that ship/character’s tag I swear to god I will hunt you down and eat your children you moldy onion.


Oh, what was that?  I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my OTPs GLORIOUSLY FUCKING IN THE BACKGROUND!